Ough knowing someone u luv is going through something so hard and you cant do anything about it sucks so much

no yeah let me just rip this IV out and cancel my chest xray so that I can make sure to fucking meet you at ur whim

See, you're always SAYING you're gonna do shit, and then you never DO.

And then uuuuhhhh..... and then uhhh....then uhhh.....

Do you guys think the eternal worm is gonna devour the earth any time soon or?.... asking for a friend.

Que harias por verme asi???? Hmmmm????

Damn baby are those heart palpitations or am I just happy to see you!

Ouuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhh aauauuuuuggghhhhhh uuugh. Ugh.

Lets spend a while manually calibrating pentablet monitors in the CLI together

"ur the least gooning gooner I've ever met" what an exotic and brand new sentence you just made up!

JARVIS. OPEN UP EVERY TAB.

Funny you should aaaaaaaaaaask, cuz i dont rememberrrrrrrrrrrr

I like it when some1 convinces u to confide in them, so u do, and then they loldontcarekthxbye on yer ass. Im good at finding shitty friends

I am a chronic sufferer of pinche fucking mamon disease...

HURRY UP SPEED UP DO IT FASTER YOU HAVE TO BE FAST AS FUCK YOU MAY NOT SLOW DOWN OR YOU WILL SUFFER.

15 gay werewolves

yeah whatever man i don't take myself seriously either

Flowers on the side of the road A place to lay your head

It IS hard being this cool and hot and smart and funny and interesting, but someone has to do it

Excuse me while I make it weird !