housepen

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https://housepen.nekoweb.org/
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hi i'm housepen/microbenggu.

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housepen 👽 6 days ago

not dead lol just busy

housepen 💀 102 days ago

my spine is literally more curved than a fuckin slinky

housepen 🙂 102 days ago

my last status fucked up the word wrap on my site so gajhsk fksdjfkh ajhfk

housepen 👽 102 days ago

gauaghsdgaksjhfksfasfsdf

housepen 🤖 122 days ago

what will save me from my crippling internet addiction

housepen 💀 136 days ago

skull emoji 💀

housepen 👽 136 days ago

i can never use the other emojis on this thing because i always feel like alien or robot

housepen 👽 136 days ago

i am very tired

housepen 🤖 143 days ago

what do you call the feeling you get when you need to shit really badly until you actually get to the toilet?

housepen 🙂 144 days ago

i cant believe i cant send ascii art on statuscafe what the fuck

housepen 🙂 144 days ago

. ^-^ . / ._.\ miao . \ / . v--v

housepen 🙂 147 days ago

osu is like realy addicting i was supposed to make a powerpoint but i just played osu for 2 hours instead oops

housepen 🙂 147 days ago

holy mother

housepen ☀️ 153 days ago

Sometimes, I think I can talk to plants

housepen 😴 163 days ago

sleep is good i'm gonna go sleep

housepen 💀 164 days ago

"My exams are tomorrow!" she gargled.

housepen 🙂 164 days ago

"My exams are tomorrow!" she gargled.

housepen 👽 166 days ago

exams in three days garglerfagrlafagrkle

housepen 🙂 169 days ago

gkuhkjarergjasldgsfjsk

housepen 💤 171 days ago

i'm not sleeping but it feels like i am

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