Im just having the time of my life over here

i have to she/her myself for my new job AND my uni dorm applications??!?! im in hell i think

pride month?? whats next? envy month??? wrath month????

WHO UP DELTAING THEY RUNE?????

why do i feel so young compared to most statuscafers and neocityers im literally a grown ass adult

got too yume and now im cosplaying my f/o with an ita bag of my f/o listening to my f/o's music shopping for merch of my f/o

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPLATOON!!!!

what if my future college roomie thinks im w w WEIRD?!??!

narase FUN FUN FUN!!! hora, one more jump!! /lyr

why am i getting obsessed w house md 2 years after it was super duper popular

shoutout to everyone who has a toyhou.se but has never used it

where r my selfshipper statuscafers

im statuscafe famous now. hey guys its me homunculus who wants an autograph

im deciding i have to be proud of being homeschooled now. imagine having teachers and classmates... LMFAOO

AND I DONT EVEN GET A NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL GRAD EITHER!!!!!!! I WISH I WENT TO NORMAL SCHOOL I HATE THIS

IM SOOOOOOO EFFING DONEEEEEEEEE

AHGHGHHHHHHHH

yea maybe i wish i were born a boy but i also wish i were born with brown eyes theres not much i can do. what tv are you talking about

happy world schizophrenia day to all u schizophrenic statuscafe users

i love (when) my wife (lets me go fishing)!!!