ma gf

my mom: wtd did you do with your hair . and its literally just me wearing a claw clip to hold my hair up

LIKE WH Y PUT A FUCKING LINING FOR BOOBS RIGHT THERE ON THIS TOP MY BOOBS AINT UP THERE BROTHER

STOP DESIGNING CLOTHES WITH TINY ASS BOOBS IN MIND. NOBODY GOT THAT SHIT.

I HATE MY PERIOD

moms be like: antagonizes you and puts son whos in jail on a pedestal, then taunts you when you understandably get mad

making birthday cake for my mom

big juicy

but yeah twitter is ass i dont care people should NOT be exposed to this many shit takes daily

what the fuck was my english doing in that last status maybe i should read before posting bruh

been feeling happier when i dont use twitter not so much. i dont want to ruin my interests with shitty opinions of random ppl

my brother is in jail and i hope they dont let him out

i see one more american call bratwurst "brat" or "brats" and im going to harm you

""Bahnfans" sind wohl eher in der Geschlossenen zuhause" so true random reddit person

i feel so discouraged

oh fgucking golly i have to deal with my annoying ass coworker again tomrorw WWOWW CANT WAIT!

HE STOLE ALL MY FUCKING SPOONS

having an autistic meltdown I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GONNA HAPPEN I COMPLAINED TO MY MOM BEFOREHAND AND SHE STILL LET T FCING HPPEn

its so fucking hot im melting

god punish my coworker please