someone said i look tired, and i couldn't even pretend to deny it. i just sighed and said 'yeah'.

The lambs have stopped screaming, but now they're saying they want to speak to my manager.

Did you drink enough water today? ARE YOU SURE??

*singing to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'* O Canada, O Canada, how mighty are your maple leaves!

“What a glorious morning. Makes me SICK!”

Honestly, I’m an Invisible Man apologist now. I forgive Jack Griffin.

how do i even have a webiste? and i'm a parent now??? wtf??????

oh look it me

sometimes you get sad, and sometimes you remember to take your meds, and drink your water, and wash your face

everything is about my newborn now

The hardest part of writing is writing.

Falling asleep around the fire pit with the rest of your party after a long day of dungeon crawling...

Researching your hyperfixations is such a gratifying yet mind-numbing experience.

Year-Round Halloween Meme? Me.

I need all the coffee pls pls pls

i'm in baldur's gate 3 hell and nothing hurts

the fact i'm contemplating a survivor shrine....

i thought i was tired of Italian sweet creamer but then i go through five cups of coffee with it

Survivor is just Space Camp for ADHD adults willing to show their faces on television.

adulting is all fun and games until you have a renters' inspection