Flock cameras are oppression through surveillance, the president is a convicted felon, and the brain worm is doing all the thinking.

cozy time is nigh

I wouldn't front the scene if you paid me; I'm just the way that the doctor made me

I'm ready for winter to be over.

And it was then I knew I needed to manage my attention span a little better.

new jersey rain fucks me up something awful

fo4 anniversary edition just proves that dlc is a racket

can you believe the timeline we're in???

THAT'S MY MAYOR (i don't live in nyc)

someone said i look tired, and i couldn't even pretend to deny it. i just sighed and said 'yeah'.

The lambs have stopped screaming, but now they're saying they want to speak to my manager.

Did you drink enough water today? ARE YOU SURE??

*singing to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'* O Canada, O Canada, how mighty are your maple leaves!

“What a glorious morning. Makes me SICK!”

Honestly, I’m an Invisible Man apologist now. I forgive Jack Griffin.

how do i even have a webiste? and i'm a parent now??? wtf??????

oh look it me

sometimes you get sad, and sometimes you remember to take your meds, and drink your water, and wash your face

everything is about my newborn now

The hardest part of writing is writing.