"I wanna say... *dramatic pause* that I forgot what I was going to say" - my sister XD

dude we are watching a conspiracy theory video in class rn and I heard the X files theme and I smiled like a freaking gremlin

internet thing: you are just listening to autoplay and then a song comes on and you are like "So THIS Is the where that edit audio is from!"

istfg why do I get so giddy when I watch TXFFTF XDDDD

god you ever eat something so sweet that you make the lemon face XD

"did you bring enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class?" - Mulder XD

dude istg I just spent a fucking hour on Kidpix just messing around XDDD

dude i was just on someones site and heard purring and it took me a minute to realize it was coming from the site and not one of my cats XD

gn humans :3

Hehe I’m going to a yard saleeeee

MRAHHHHHH THE X FILES I CANT-

me when mulder gets lovey dovy with diana: "MRhaeehehahahamamaaaa MRAAHHHHH" (those are supposed to be angry noises)

Holy shit I just spent 5 minutes trying to open this salsa😭😭😭 (I’m usually good at opening things)

NOOOO THE SILVERFISH ARE BACK

Omg theyre playing o mundo é um moinho in my local record shop…

Omg xo kitty is so cringe I love it😭😭😭

Dude my cat has been meowing his head off for freaking 15 minutes XD

Dude I just realized that for my whole life I thought “for all intents and purposes” was “for all intensive purposes” XD

Pastrami and lemonade are the best snack

Oh god the x files obsession is returning…