dude istg I just spent a fucking hour on Kidpix just messing around XDDD

dude i was just on someones site and heard purring and it took me a minute to realize it was coming from the site and not one of my cats XD

gn humans :3

Hehe I’m going to a yard saleeeee

MRAHHHHHH THE X FILES I CANT-

me when mulder gets lovey dovy with diana: "MRhaeehehahahamamaaaa MRAAHHHHH" (those are supposed to be angry noises)

Holy shit I just spent 5 minutes trying to open this salsa😭😭😭 (I’m usually good at opening things)

NOOOO THE SILVERFISH ARE BACK

Omg theyre playing o mundo é um moinho in my local record shop…

Omg xo kitty is so cringe I love it😭😭😭

Dude my cat has been meowing his head off for freaking 15 minutes XD

Dude I just realized that for my whole life I thought “for all intents and purposes” was “for all intensive purposes” XD

Pastrami and lemonade are the best snack

Oh god the x files obsession is returning…

Dude someone just opened their car window just to tell me that they love my hair (I’m so happpyyyyy)

dude wtf why am i such an overthinker

godamnit my bookmarks are such an unorganized mess...

MRAHHH WE NEED TO HOLD A MEMORIAL FOR GEOCITIES' GREAT BROTHERS AND ALL THEIR LOST CHILDREN ToT

dude istg i see these videos where theyre like "bro why is America so obsessed with [thing]"and im like "ya as an American I also wonder" XD

Dude i just put Cheerios in mac and cheese sauce I’m so cursed😭😭😭😭😭