I don't want to be at work! I want to be in my MIND PALACE!

I would treat Barcus so right you have no idea

The offending nails have been removed. They're so cute and so expensive but we can't live like that.

I got some new nails and they make it hard to type

Feeling like a brunette man in a survival horror video game.

My birthday is over and I have to return to the real world and all it's damned e-mails.

Thinkin' about him (Johnny Guitar)

You know that feeling where you physically cannot stop yourself from procrastinating?

bleepboopbeeeeeep Sam it's me, Die Hardman. There's an order waiting for you at terminal that could not be farther away from you.

Wish I could go back in time 20 or so years and become a dedicated player of an MMORPG

I wish I could go back in time and play Death Stranding again. I'll be a Kojima simp till that day I die.

At this point, Trix, the dolls are the dolls.

I wish I had more time to play VIDEO GAMES

Sleepy

Finally time to play video games!

Last day of working days let's goooo

Trying not to let little things get to me

I love all my children equally! Earlier that day: I don't care for Dragon Age: Inquisition 🍸.

Winter break over and I have to enter the waking world again

We must kill that foul Nord! Aiiieeeeeeee!!