Sheldon Cooper, neurodivergent king

no the Moon isn't made of cheese. it's actually a big space pizza...

So kiss me in the backseat of my vintage Benz

I wanna buy the Lego tuxedo cat

exhausted

On an island!

Breaking news! I'm still tired

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Current need: pizza

What if the aliens don't want us to find them because they're scared of what we'd do

Happy birthday to me!

What's the point of life if I can't go to a concert every single day of my existence?

big foot is real and he tried to eat my ass

I bought Pusheen plushies today

Tuning 25 on Monday. DON'T call me a grandparent!

hi everyone!!