3 beers is tbe perfect abount of fucked up of all time

I like my little website and coding but I'm too much of an analog girly to be able to get my thoughts out digitally

Had to put my bird in gay baby jail ;; she looks so sad.

They should serve you a rum and coke after putting in your iud

Got stung by a wasp. I forgive her since she's so pretty

*gets gifted a fair sum of money* maybe I can buy myself a single fountain pen

Going to start giving people my email if they ask to follow me on Instagram, phone number feels too intimate.

Made a gorgeous bowl of soba noodles and stirfried veggies. Mvp: oyster mushrooms

when was someone going to tell me about image-rendering: crisp edges!?!

I am going to memorize every international standard

eating coconut chunks and making a paper maché mask yippiee

Please let me know if business men start jumping out of office buildings

Downloading over 20,000 Google photos and uploading them to ente is taking FOREVER. Delete your unwanted photos before it's too late

I need to tell people what I'm thinking more often

Played rimworld for like 6 hours whoops

*me trying to understand tildes and gemini* ok cool but can i talk about fucking or...

Had a fun time. Had incredible self control and didnt try to fuck my coworker EVEN after 4 dri nks

i want to go see this techno show but im SO TIRED. and also i want to ask my coworker to go with me but im shy >_<

i dont have time for work tomorrow i still need to delete so many accounts!!

Turn off outdoor lights to help migrating birds! Many migrate at night using the stars and moon. Also keeping it dark helps owls hunt :>