i love techno!

I could never be a big city girl. Imagine not seeing snakes and birds and the stars?

I thought my belly was mostly fat, but turns out it's probably poop and gas

Is there a reason doctor offices don't even look at your intake forms? Is it just a fun prank to make me write all this crap out?

Experimenting with staying off the web until something shifts. Cheating a bit on my third day here on my flip phone. Bye again

i miss the ocean so much i just considered buying sea glass jewelry...

this site and twitch chats are the only places i read about current events, and it rules

UFO 50 for switch yay

honestly pussy move from the 20 year old telling my friend we "need jesus". too chicken to call us dykes?

Why have I been feeling so tired and horrible recently?? *has been drinking tea instead of coffee for two weeks*

My life is noticeably worse because the bakery has been closed from flood damage. Come back soon plz... ;;

Ordered a new (used) laptop eep! My 12 year old MacBook finally gets to retire. (or be turned into a mabinogi machine)

Coming home 10% drunk and being alone after going out and seeing people is my favorite combination of activities

eating over 3000 calories a day feels luxurious and naughty

It's hard to take writing about the horrors of social media or whatever seriously. Just don't use it. Bitch walk away from the screen!

Deciding to get ripped and then actually seeing progress!! Best feeling.

fireflies and cicadas and an afternoon thunderstorm

My powerful stomach shrugs in the face of 3 liters of laxitives (an ED earlier in life has made my digestion incredibly slow)

Have to call out from work tomorrow so I can spend the day pooping

3 beers is tbe perfect abount of fucked up of all time