eating over 3000 calories a day feels luxurious and naughty

It's hard to take writing about the horrors of social media or whatever seriously. Just don't use it. Bitch walk away from the screen!

Deciding to get ripped and then actually seeing progress!! Best feeling.

fireflies and cicadas and an afternoon thunderstorm

My powerful stomach shrugs in the face of 3 liters of laxitives (an ED earlier in life has made my digestion incredibly slow)

Have to call out from work tomorrow so I can spend the day pooping

3 beers is tbe perfect abount of fucked up of all time

I like my little website and coding but I'm too much of an analog girly to be able to get my thoughts out digitally

Had to put my bird in gay baby jail ;; she looks so sad.

They should serve you a rum and coke after putting in your iud

Got stung by a wasp. I forgive her since she's so pretty

*gets gifted a fair sum of money* maybe I can buy myself a single fountain pen

Going to start giving people my email if they ask to follow me on Instagram, phone number feels too intimate.

Made a gorgeous bowl of soba noodles and stirfried veggies. Mvp: oyster mushrooms

when was someone going to tell me about image-rendering: crisp edges!?!

I am going to memorize every international standard

eating coconut chunks and making a paper maché mask yippiee

Please let me know if business men start jumping out of office buildings

Downloading over 20,000 Google photos and uploading them to ente is taking FOREVER. Delete your unwanted photos before it's too late

I need to tell people what I'm thinking more often