»I must be loyle to my capo.«

Recently learned that ★ mob wife aesthetic ★ was a thing on TikTok last year - back in my days we simply called that WAGs.

If my native tongue was English, I'd be 80% film & TV quotes and Beatles - how entertaining that would be, right? But alas I'm stuck with just quoting Loriot.

The emotional toll it takes to re-watch "Whitecaps"...

Fathers aren't the blueprint for all future lovers, but little girls' idealised versions of their fathers are.

Oh, girl // I'd be in trouble if you left me now // 'Cause I don't know where to look for love // I just don't know how

»This has nothing to do with friendship, Vito. This is business.« https://tinyurl.com/p87adkz5

Satisfying to see that my websites rank between 95-100 in accessibility and mostly 100 in best practice according to PageSpeed Insights.

»The male mind cannot comprehend the allure of Tony Soprano« Still thinking about this... ♡ https://tinyurl.com/5n8rkpks In that vein, »The Telltale Moozadell« is a genuinely sexy episode.

Just me and my approx. 8000 ✧ high-res ✧ Beatles photos.

And when I'm deep down and out and lose communication // With nothing left to say // It's then I realize it's only a condition // Of seeing things that way

After three days of editing and polishing my CSS, I'm quite pleased with how my websites look now. ♡

»Just turn round slowly, mister... these eyes are loaded. Pow! Great-big-fringy-lashes. Lashes you never believed you had. That's Autobrush Mascara. It's a knockout. Brushes every single lash long, dark and fluttery. Autobrush - the fastest draw in town.«

♫ When you say she's looking good // She acts as if it's understood // She's cool, ooh, ooh, ooh ♫

I came across an article that sums up why »I feel that the Internet has been boring for at least a decade« https://tinyurl.com/5n6m92vy

Deodorant ads from the 60s were truly something else ➤ »Funny. All the time you're a kid, you think what fun you'll have when you're grown up. Then one day, you're a teenager. Suddenly, it's all happening - and half the time you wish it weren't!«

In actual fact, the Internet has been boring for at least a decade - my hobbies are essentially offline, I just upload them now and then.

The aesthetic of typewriters, the act of writing on a typewriter and typewriter fonts - truly unparalleled.

Every Al Pacino character: my twisted blueprint for romantic relationships.

»Common sense prevents you from thinking. Have less sense and you will make more sense.«