getting treated like a POS by my grandmas friend Sandy hurts like hell

fed my cat the Mediterranean diet and now they peak out the blinds every half hour due to bigotry for the romani people

you'll know ive really made it when im making simpsons references because ill be watching tv so much and on the tv will be the simpsons

shampoo in my house all drank

white claws & Indomie Mi Goreng instant noodles :)

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100 gecs

live mas

two of my snails in coitus since for last 12 hours. need me a freak like that

the inner child is the greatest weapon against the demiurge