why hasn't anyone figured out how to read a book and sew and practice guitar and eat a snack all at the same time yet??

i wanna move to CANADA. not gonna do it but man i want to

the hesitant coper

i want....to make youtube video

'mushroom cloud' sounds like it would be something fun and whimsical, but alas

4 word horror story: cookie clicker gamer wrist

you don't understand HOW badly i need to make a giant meaningful quilt for myself

if you preface a sentence with 'kids these days' you are automatically 10x more annoying than you were before the sentence started

have you ever read a piece of writing so bad it made you question your own grip on the english language

when the going gets tough.....well have you tried drinking some almond milk about it

too sleepy to live too restless to die

youtube recommendations are so bad today it's actually insulting

putting in overtime at the torture labyrinth

i always have this feeling like i'm supposed to be doing something important but i don't know what it is

rain rain rain rain

got the adderall script . we are so back

making strawberry cupcakes and alfredo pasta from scratch but not bc its a holiday...FUCK AMERICA

applying to jobs en masse and feeling my soul wither away in the process

i wish my full time job was to go to the library and have fun

its just me and this stale lemon brisk tea against the world