I am about one more inconvenience away from devouring an obscene amount of Shakespearean plays

"Console me this evening, I am dying of hope"

"All the things I detested impossibly cute. God, what do I do?"

I like men with massive, throbbing vocabularies

My favorite color is orange. I will be on team comedy. This is final

I am already struggling to commit to a team for artfight... send help

Artfight is coming, and I need to lock tf in (Team Tradgedy)

I crave the type of love that can only be found in a stage kiss

An apple a day keeps Gregor Samsa away

"...Let them come forth in their real colors, and humanity will not be so prone to a sin which is glossed over by a dainty public" -Friedman

"... I'm so pathetically intense. I just can't be any other way." -Sylvia Plath

Oh how I missed having hobbies

Made it to summer, and I'm loving my internship so far!

If I can just make it to summer, everything should be alright

What is the difference between love and stage lights?

Look! A Status!