i declare this meeting of the midnight society closed

leave it to beaver x justin bieber crossover okay

people who leave the toilet seat up will be executed.

i have a feeling this one is gonna be different

i think i have anger issues

concussion :(

"idk" - the man with all the answers

thinking abt dr. pepper

thinking about how my old friend told me piracy was wrong but then turned out to be a zionist.

shoulda saw the red flags when she said 'eepy' unironically

i aint puttin no patriotic ass butterfly hand towels in my mother fuckin kitchen

yuh

I DUNNO ABOUT YOU! BNUT IM FEELING TWENTY TWOOOO

hey kids, nice to eat ya. r u ready for some fazbear pizza?

sneezed. snozed

ummmm... meow??

working retail is just learning how to cope with a perpetual state of annoyance.

HOW BOUT A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR MY LOCAL POLITICIANS....

i be wakin up and then be wantin to go back to sleep, yo

mouthwashing FREAKS ME TF OUT YO!!!