"idk" - the man with all the answers

thinking abt dr. pepper

thinking about how my old friend told me piracy was wrong but then turned out to be a zionist.

shoulda saw the red flags when she said 'eepy' unironically

i aint puttin no patriotic ass butterfly hand towels in my mother fuckin kitchen

yuh

I DUNNO ABOUT YOU! BNUT IM FEELING TWENTY TWOOOO

hey kids, nice to eat ya. r u ready for some fazbear pizza?

sneezed. snozed

ummmm... meow??

working retail is just learning how to cope with a perpetual state of annoyance.

HOW BOUT A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR MY LOCAL POLITICIANS....

i be wakin up and then be wantin to go back to sleep, yo

mouthwashing FREAKS ME TF OUT YO!!!

happy bday to my silly little site!!!

Every precious creature does and doesn't belong.

need to learn 2 make flash games in the year of our lord 2025

HELLO THERE THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE

just bc u use the name of god to justify your actions, doesn't mean god agrees with u

i just want to live in a country where the president doesn't lie every sentence.