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ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 126 days ago

Alarm went off. Back to work today!!

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 127 days ago

Back porch terminal online. Flogging Molly in the speakers, evening air in the cache, and every unnecessary process terminated.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 127 days ago

I need a nap for sure

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 127 days ago

Rewatching Game of Thrones!

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 128 days ago

Neighborhood audio driver crashed. Kids on 4-wheelers running endless loops, no helmets, no supervision. System confidence: low.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 128 days ago

SYSTEM_RESTORE complete. Picking up the canine backup units from kennel storage today. Home network returning to full capacity.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 129 days ago

Jen’s reboot is on schedule. A few days post-op, still running sore but stable. Daily upgrades installed. Gen X recovery mode: ONLINE. πŸ’ΎπŸ“Ÿ

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 129 days ago

> SYSTEM ALERT: Nearly reinstalled WordPress today. Recovered after a brief lapse in judgment and several deep breaths.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 131 days ago

C:\MOVIES\NEWS> ESCAPE_FROM_NEW_YORK.EXE Remake incoming. Because apparently Hollywood found a dusty file and hit COPY instead of CREATE

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 131 days ago

C:\STATUS> finally_sleep.exe Process completed successfully. System uptime restored. About damn time.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 131 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\NIGHTSHIFT> 03:15 STATUS: NO_SLEEP.EXE STILL RUNNING. WORST_CHAIR_EVER.DRV LOADED. STAYING WITH THE WIFE.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 132 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\NIGHTSHIFT> staying_online.exe Wife resting. I’m posted up in a chair for the overnight watch.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 132 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\UPDATE> wife.exe STATUS: Surgery complete. Recovery mode active. All systems stable.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 132 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\WAITING> Wife waiting to go back. Time crawling at 1KB/s. Coffee losing the battle.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 132 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\WAITING> Wife waiting to go back. Time crawling at 1KB/s. Coffee losing the battle.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 132 days ago

C:\HOSPITAL\WAITING_ROOM> AUDIT.EXE [WARN] FART_TIKTOK.EXE DETECTED @ 75% VOLUME

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 133 days ago

C:\MEDIA\DOCS> paradise_lost.exe Loading West Memphis 3 case... WARNING: More questions than answers detected.

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 133 days ago

C:\DOGS\KENNEL.EXE STATUS: ACTIVE RETURN_DATE: SUNDAY HOUSE_MODE: SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET

ericfoltin πŸ™‚ 133 days ago

C:\STATUS> NO_REST_FOR_THE_WICKED.EXE [ RUNNING ] UPTIME: TOO_LONG

ericfoltin πŸ’€ 133 days ago

C:\STATUS> 03:00 AM :: SYSTEM_AWAKE.EXE STILL RUNNING... NO PATCH FOR INSOMNIA FOUND

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