Stop putting your TV above the fireplace.

I wish keyboard shortcuts would discriminate order of keypresses Ctrl + Alt versus Alt + Ctrl.

I've accidentally been watching everything on my TV in "zoomed in" picture mode for months.

Filenames are NOT metadata!

If I was dictator of the world I would ban all street lights. Night time is now DARK the way it should be

Cryptocurrency is basically an NFT without an image attached to it.

It's only a matter of time before the first movie/TV shot entirely in portrait 16x9 is released.

My hobbies are sticks, grass, time, and other abstract concepts like justice and ethics

Crypto is really really important, how come no one told me about this? Buy Monero!

TFW you're researching an obscure error and the only result that comes up in search is the git repo where the error text appears in the code

Just cooked a really good steak and ate it, life is good.

2005 is back. -Sent from my iMac G5 running Sorbet Leopard

sudo iptables -A INPUT -p tcp --dport 22 -m conntrack --ctstate NEW,ESTABLISHED -j ACCEPT

trying to get ssh working on a VPS >:(