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eatyourphone 👀 3 hours ago

i have this disease where every time im on subito and see a piece of furniture made of teak and chrome, i Buy it

eatyourphone 🙂 21 days ago

questura give me carta di soggiorno challenge (impossible)

eatyourphone 💀 33 days ago

someone make my teeth stop hurting pleaaaaaase

eatyourphone ✨ 39 days ago

i would never apologize for party rocking

eatyourphone 😶 57 days ago

i fear i will need more than coconut melona to comfort me through these trying times

eatyourphone 🙂 68 days ago

ate two soups today, feeling good about it

eatyourphone 😎 79 days ago

fridge: repaired dishwasher: working ac: blasting things: looking up

eatyourphone 🤔 112 days ago

if there is cenare & pranzare......why no colazionare?? Am I Right Guys

eatyourphone 🙃 144 days ago

its just me and my anki decks against the world

eatyourphone 😎 149 days ago

italy.........i will be back in you............SOON!!!!!!!!!!

eatyourphone 🙂 174 days ago

british actor voice: Oh to laugh a lot, and be silly!

eatyourphone 😶 203 days ago

got kicked back to the UK again, will i ever be set free?

eatyourphone 😎 221 days ago

a few more days until im home....then i will be back in the CODE ZONE

eatyourphone 😭 230 days ago

everything in elden ring is so busy beating MY ASS!!!

eatyourphone 😶 255 days ago

my t boy swag has been eliminated (i just shaved my tiny moustache)

eatyourphone 😭 264 days ago

cant stop popping my arm pimples!!!!

eatyourphone 😡 278 days ago

all ikea furniture must be destroyed.....