maturing is realizing that lupini beans are very yummy

me when i learn the hard way that starving yourself makes your guts hurt (a lesson i keep having to relearn)

i stopped plucking my boob hairs a couple months ago to see how many i had and how long they could get... fascinating

does anyone wanna be email penpals...

do you think god would smite me if i tried to invent a perpetual motion machine

i thought it was normal for ur butthole to be slimy after u poop but it turns out thats just me