The list of books I want to read is longer than the life I have left to read them. This feels like a major design flaw. Where do I complain

I found a secret staff bathroom at work today. Excellent.

Me: cat can I get ready for work Cat: you can pet me Me: I know but can I- Cat: YOU CAN PET ME

No matter how long I do it, HTML never gets old. I type in a little box. The page changes. Magic.

Duckradio.com Radio station controlled by ducks. I love it so much

bff had a rough day so I was like "I can make nachos" and bff was like "you always know the right thing to say." Anyway, nachos were had.

I did it. I defeated Windows 11. My desktop now runs lovely shiny Ubuntu.