The assembly instructions for this elliptical are offensively bad. not even so bad they're funny. just bad.

The library has my book order and the grocery has my favorite takeout. Everything's coming up Milhouse

One benefit of working in a school: I want to learn to make zines. The ELA dept is teaching that next week. Time to visit some classrooms yi

Now that I'm off social media my family makes it a point to show me their pointless argument threads. WHY. I left on purpose!

TIL Elon Musk is madpants at Wikipedia for telling facts. Reading the encyclopedia is Punk and Cool now, kids.

Making a library escape room is way more fun than it should be *cackles*

Is something on US TV this evening? Sorry, I'm busy taking my trash cans to the curb for the next three hours.

Tried frogfind.com at work bc we have no ad blockers. System blocks frogfind. Big Tech is one jealous abuser.

The dentist said my luxury face bones are in perfect working order. Hooray.

I completely forgot about the "torture the healthcare CEO until he stops using algorithmic death panels" ep of Voyager

The Cloud Firewall extension for Firefox is WILD. So much stuff revealed as Big Tech behind the scenes. Noooope.

Most sites don't need your actual birthdate; they need to know you are over 13. I now share a "birthday" with Taylor Swift.

What a day. Tasks attempted: 7. Tasks completed: 0. Because of circumstances outside my control: 7. Sleep better reset the universe.

Lynx: It just works (for text). It cannot track. I am in love. https://lynx.browser.org/

Worked so hard to get the elliptical into the house that now I don't even need a workout....

Did someone say "star trek webring"? If it happens, INVITE ME I BEG YOU (email in bio)

Friday. The fri-est of all days.

Wild how I went from "I kinda wish my email wasn't spying on me" to setting up a Gemini capsule in just two months

Today I discovered gemini:// and it is a REVELATION. I haven't loved the Net this much since BBS. !!!

Since I deleted my social medias, it's weird to think of all the people who now cannot find me even if they want to....