there's some kind of glowing orb in the sky today. why is it here? i'm not sure what it wants

"To create something from nothing is one of the greatest feelings, and I...wish it upon everybody. It's heaven." - Langston Hughes

if anyone has an easy way to mass convert tumblr posts to html, i would be 5ever grateful

Aardwolves are neither aardvark nor wolf, but a type of hyena. Except they mostly eat bugs and have more toes than other hyenas.

The list of books I want to read is longer than the life I have left to read them. This feels like a major design flaw. Where do I complain

I found a secret staff bathroom at work today. Excellent.

Me: cat can I get ready for work Cat: you can pet me Me: I know but can I- Cat: YOU CAN PET ME

No matter how long I do it, HTML never gets old. I type in a little box. The page changes. Magic.

Duckradio.com Radio station controlled by ducks. I love it so much

bff had a rough day so I was like "I can make nachos" and bff was like "you always know the right thing to say." Anyway, nachos were had.

I did it. I defeated Windows 11. My desktop now runs lovely shiny Ubuntu.