I totally understand skipping intros, but you just can't skip the intro to HOTD okay?

Been torn a new one by work this past weekend. Arms hurt from all the tin shaking, while my brain hurts from all the stupid.

Glad I wasn't rostered yesterday. I actually had a productive day doing chores that were long overdue. Happy about my shorter work week :)

Coconut water is soooo damn delicious

Nothing worse than your nose dripping like a tap

Tattoo idea: "THE GAME" on my thigh that's small enough for me to do the OK hand sign around 👌

Thriving off watching TikToks of men attempting pilates

Been out drinking for 12 hours straight. Normally would do this for something like New Years or smth. Just a Tue PM/Wed AM.

Sleep schedule is fucked rn

My work gave me $50 for being great 🙌

New blog post

Now why have I not watched Invincible before?

Still need to update the appearance of my status.cafe and guestbook...

I just want a whole week to have entirely for only me, myself, and I--especially during that time of the month

Because I work with so many British people, I think I’m developing a British accent. I’m subconsciously being colonised 💀

Every Australian right now and also for the next 2 months: "Faaark it's cold"

Being a curious person != being easily impressionable

Nothing more soothing than orchestral music playing in my uber on my way home after a big closing shift behind the bar 😌

😑 Me tryna read people's tiny af fonts on their sites without my glasses

Ayoo whaddup I made a new button that ANIMATES