I want to perplex and dazzle.

Concept: a giraffe with a nose that looks like a snow-capped mountain who is always cold and sneezes snowflakes.

Did my mom get the expression “act your age, not your shoe size” from Prince or did he/she/they get it from her?

[7:20am] Watching the snow fall and listening to disco. Immaculate vibe.

Concept: a bard owl.

[10:55am] Waiting Room. I’m wearing a face mask, but I had two lattes at breakfast, so I popped a couple of ALTOIDS just in case.

My middle finger (right hand) isn’t bending the way it’s supposed to, so I can barely hold my marker. It’s wet outside—maybe I’m rusting??

(I looked. It’s not her.)

Somebody at this cafe keeps saying “exactly” and “amazing” and they sound JUST like Emma Stone, but I REFUSE to look and see if it’s her.

[8:05am] Cafe. LEISURE’s “Back in Love” mellows through the speakers. Outside, someone films themself doing martial arts in the snow.

[4:45am] We’ve got snow on CCTV.

Can’t believe the MUSH★ROOM★LOVER sticker set is sold out at miniSUPER again!! This is…so harsh!!

Really appreciating that the cafe at the end of the block is still decorated for Christmas AND Halloween.

all my friends r in luv

Concept: Starbucks spoof called Starshucks and it’s the most bashful coffee you’ve ever had.

“Hon hon hon,” but Aussie.

why is @crayoncapsule?

A second dog has appeared!! TT^TT

CREATIVE BOOGIE

Concept: a diary shared w/The Moon.