a sandwich broke my kokoro

the only thing harder than ed recovery is being a hhgttg fan in 2025

learning to torrent for ford prefect my beloved

No longer trying to "be thinner, look better." It's time to tap into the "dark inner recessed of [my] fag mind."

im gonna be ok

i ate dinner!

old habits jingle all the way... wait fuck wrong movie

they call me the one inch mound of flesh

bless my wondrous puppy life

*sighs dreamily* he said i look like allison reynolds

i am starting to feel the effects of my lunch being two cups of black coffee, a square of chocolate, and breakcore

got a haircut finally it's fluffy and not just a weird bell shape

save me cherry coke zero save me

they call me mr. the chef

i have GOT to stop trusting dollar store drinks

blasphemy, heresy, saaaave me

ate my lunch for breakfast so now i dont have any lunch... many such cases

met a girl in a barnes and noble who had the same collar as me

im puppy

lettuce dipped in mustard is such an underrated snack tbh