i heart procrastinating on my essay

every time my bf has to shave an angel loses its wings

hes drunk texting me <3

100 fat transsexual boys affirm yes to claim

in n out combo + convincing a fat white boy to suck on my strap like it's real

shoot me in the head every time i accidentally call them spirk and kock

twenty one pilots sounds like if leave it to beaver watchers tried to start a punk band

three words. gom jabbar fleshlight.

god bless whiskey

taylor swift daughter or 21 pilots son

i think i need to get tested for some sort of mood disorder. i wont though

fuck my fucking chungus life

do you ever run into someone and immediately have to kills yourself

what is this, some kind of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

my voice is dropping

ooooo they got ace attorney on the 3ds

tried a cig today. mid as hell

chicken salad is a testament to mans hubris. those who consume it shall be crushed as the tower of babel crumbles with them inside.

mfs will complain about participation medals then go wear a vietnam vet hat

so it turns out i wasnt getting any streetpasses because i forgot to turn on wireless on my 3ds. i am. stupid.