save me cherry coke zero save me

they call me mr. the chef

i have GOT to stop trusting dollar store drinks

blasphemy, heresy, saaaave me

ate my lunch for breakfast so now i dont have any lunch... many such cases

met a girl in a barnes and noble who had the same collar as me

im puppy

lettuce dipped in mustard is such an underrated snack tbh

wearing my collar while programming. many such cases

neocities is down literally 1984

who up UCing they santa cruz

thinking 'bout arthur dent

ghost is so fucking back y'all

caltech decisions releasing this saturday...

i think god wants me to write arthur dent x ford prefect fanfiction

who is the news and why does he keep collabing with huey lewis

tf is going on with ghost rn

i'm so hip i have difficulty seeing over my pelvis

one must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

what am I supposed to do when I run out of hhgttg books to read