pride month is over pack it up everyone go home

theyre kicking me out of nasa because i tried to steal an alien from its holding cell

was no one gonna tell me the self insert webring is back??

i need alcohal

shoutout to the freak chair at the gym

straight up training it and by it lets just say... my dragon

ngl ive been snacking on yummy treats all day

its missing my boy friday

finally finishing those fics that ive been postponing for a bajillion years

ford prefect was so right about salted nuts bro

forthur

maybe jerking off to radiohead and crying will fix me

boarding a plane! see y'all in a few hours!

i spelled nerd wrong in my last post

me when I realize i am in fact not a rizzless need but in fact a player

piclog let me in let me iiiiinnmm

i put the "goon" in "creature from the black lagoon"

nothing that an ibuprofen and jacking off and a head injury and killing myself won't fix

trying to walk the day after leg day and just hobbling like a baby giraffe

oh linux mint they could never make me hate you