i think i might be some sort of mold, or rot, or perhaps some sort of parasite

maybe the real toxic yaoi was me the whole time

he's a better man than i and deserves a better man than i, but i'm selfish and i want him.

i can be normal

someone come shoot me point blank range

200mg caffeine for breakfast

woof

yippie!!!

now watch me whip watch me nae nae

thinking about how dire straits is canonically on the arthur dent sex playlist

gonna go to therapy for the first time tomorrow! woof! :3

i can be normal guys(lie)

in the club crying to tv girl. i miss him so much lol

cargo shorts + fishnets

exploding boar head emoji

taking melatonin and drinking monster at the same time to experience a new emotion™

hot take "automaton" is a way better name than "robot"

finally filling out that empty spot on my homepage

can someone come kill me with a hammer

contemplating redrawing "the alien that sucked me dry" as ford and arthur