ford prefect was so right about salted nuts bro

forthur

maybe jerking off to radiohead and crying will fix me

boarding a plane! see y'all in a few hours!

i spelled nerd wrong in my last post

me when I realize i am in fact not a rizzless need but in fact a player

piclog let me in let me iiiiinnmm

i put the "goon" in "creature from the black lagoon"

nothing that an ibuprofen and jacking off and a head injury and killing myself won't fix

trying to walk the day after leg day and just hobbling like a baby giraffe

oh linux mint they could never make me hate you

just remembered the onceler was unironically considered sexy by many... #nightruined

oh caffeine they could never make me hate you

finally finished deltarune chapters 3 + 4!

happy pride month to everyone who's favorite undertale character was mettaton. how's the transition going?

happy birthday gay people

alani nu's ability to create drinks that taste like bathroom air freshener never ceases to amaze

in my soylent green era (i had a protein bar for lunch)

happy towel day!!!

yall i am running out of ideas for music to put on my website