psychics are like magnets but i wish they were instead like magnets

this is what happens when i make plans on saturday. reckonings happen. why isnt diamond a status option

you can't fool me! i'm hanging by a thread!

i'm trying not to lose myself but i'm up to my eyes

it's not seasonal, it's situational

my whole existence rn is a focused dedicated laser with the effect of a pie crust full of whipped cream and im just supposed to not be upset

how do i get out of elmo's world.

i mean i guess i'm happy it's not just me?

sire, we're understaffed

hello, candles. i saved you a seat.

except the stonecutter!!! never the stonecutter!!!

the only way to begin is by beginning. all and all manner of things shall be well.

i may be stones but goddamnit youre fires

it's the equivalent of 'no one wants to work anymore'

girl who jumps on the scales gets scared when they tip more on this tonight at 8

look at that. london stands.

a reckoning cannot be postponed indefinitely

history ends when the slab of stone does

its literally diamonds or diamonds. im cooked

a diamond in the mind... uh, specifically, stabbed through the frontal lobe