i really need to get (my head) out of this (metaphorical) town

can't blame a gal for

just when i think im out

nothing will ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be enough will it

oh i think something's Broken broken

where do i tell someone from siivagunner that they need to do a rip of micro-row w eddie's teddy in there

y'ever just feel like you're filled with cold sludge

google search cost of relocating to england

nvm we ball

no news is bad news no news is always always always bad news

being anxious feels like what i imagine being in a wave pool would be like (but in a bad way. cuz a wave pool sounds sweet)

today's triumph anthem is, inexplicably, the fake beatles song "its ok to leave your dog in a hot car"

bubbles on the soles of my shoes <3

ughhhh i hate suspense

tuning hell

maybe the clown comics don't ALWAYS have to be sad

i have to go see abby holliday every time she tours now. it's an obligation of my soul contract. i cant go back

"how do you cope with being upset" by imagining comics about a sad clown. you know, like a normal person

I need to get out of heeerrrreeeee

"my little corner of the internet" has gotta be in the bottom 10 phrases of all time