new post-op binder so i dont need to wear the ace wrap HELL YEAH

the worst part of top surgery is not being able to shower (i feel GROSS)

ONE DAY POST TOP SURGERY WOOHOO!!!

guess who fainted at a blood draw for the first time!

*sees my bf sleeping shirtless* *gets so horny i pass out* this 24/7 now

imminent 24/7 gay sex yay (bf moving in soon)

dads will turn anything and everything into an argument and then be like "i dont get why you're always so defensive all the time"

crash course on x2 speed >>>

told bf how "veil" is pronounced and he goes "nuh uh there's no A in that" WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'nuh uh'????

"i wonder how much a hundred pounds of coins weighs?" - my dad, 2024

7am job interview in 3 days waughhhh

REFERRAL TO A PAIN CLINIC!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!

what the hell is wrong with my blood all of the time

therapist having to pause session because his cat is fucking with his tax paperwork

making him earn me video game coins after i let him rail me <3 the true meanin of power bottom* (*-switch but eh)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LFTOS!!!!

my bf= "what is an insect?"

i hate forgetting the names of video game soundtracks "uhh its the undertale one that goes doo doo doo doo"

i learned how to mod my 3ds yay cool themes and games

bf just described someone's height as "5 and a half and a quarter" and then said "5.5ft =5'5" ". i love dumb men