happy pride to maggie gyllenhaal image crawling on all fours with memo in her mouth in secretary (2002). thats all
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FEMME FATALE BY CHUOKHUdukeyou might also see me use k9 sometimes / est. mar '25 first status posted: march 13th / heprns.cc /
malignant adj. malevolent. whistle in the dark?
my home on the internet! not as cute as here but whatever
my guestbook! plzz sign so i can pretend ppl like me
my discord. friend reqs are off but if u lmk on my chatbox or something ill add you!! xp
god'slapdog ...but an awful chewtoy!
currently feeling: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US ar
my favorite color.... :)
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pride month means i get to start a page dedicated to my favorite gay pornos right? and if someone says something mean i get to hunt and eat them?
spectacle. there's always a spectacle
i made a list of things to do on yr status.cafe profile, along with a list of cool profiles for inspo. i was worried some people would be unhappy i included them but then i remembered no one dislikes a compliment (i hope) เดฆเตเดฆเดฟ(๏ฝกโขฬ แ<) post: https://cranebaby.nekoweb.org/writing/status
girl who made my boba is going to JAILLLL i haven't slept in two days and my heart feels like i could understand tweek tweak visions
sleeping all the sun out
discourse obsessed teens online constantly have Novel and interesting ways of implying thoughts alone have moral value and intrusive thoughts make you evil
i had such terrible growing pains as a kid. im remembering how much it hurt and wondering how i lived
where's my guy who i can write to in half broken japanese, ๆใใฆใ oh ๆใใฆใ ?
ok so the christmas profile worm is harmless. Sure. but i hate fun and jolly so i made a script to block it. I DONT WANT IT THEREEE
BIG HAIRY BEARS IN GIRLS CLOTHING! the messiah comes soon, but i come sooner. i might make a saints page for my fav patrons
my formal apologies go to max riemelt today for the sick and twisted fantasies ive projected onto you while watching free fall
clip studio paint or virus life is short
literally WHY am i facing lolicon allegations in my strawpage #freemefreeme GET ME OUTTTT
and for my next trick, im going to get out this fucking house!
im pretty much the world #champion at UNO like its actually insane how goated i am at the game
my teacher got hit by a fucking car. i should feel bad
but who will take me from this savagery???????
he asked me if i "had a gun?" / and i responded, "naturally." JORDAAN MANSON ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON U
i have never gifted birthday gifts this is the first time i WILL succeed