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FEMME FATALE BY CHUOKHU

      dukeyou might also see me use k9 sometimes / est. mar '25 first status posted: march 13th / heprns.cc / malignantadj. malevolent. whistle in the dark?

                my home on the internet! not as cute as here but whatever      my guestbook! plzz sign so i can pretend ppl like me       my discord. friend reqs are off but if u lmk on my chatbox or something ill add you!! xp

god's lapdog...but an awful chewtoy!

currently feeling: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US ar The current mood of catartik at www.imood.com




my favorite color.... :)








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catartik ๐ŸŒˆ 7 hours ago

happy pride to maggie gyllenhaal image crawling on all fours with memo in her mouth in secretary (2002). thats all

catartik ๐ŸŒˆ 7 hours ago

pride month means i get to start a page dedicated to my favorite gay pornos right? and if someone says something mean i get to hunt and eat them?

catartik ๐Ÿ› 1 day ago

spectacle. there's always a spectacle

catartik ๐Ÿฎ 1 day ago

i made a list of things to do on yr status.cafe profile, along with a list of cool profiles for inspo. i was worried some people would be unhappy i included them but then i remembered no one dislikes a compliment (i hope) เดฆเตเดฆเดฟ(๏ฝกโ€ขฬ€ แ—œ<) post: https://cranebaby.nekoweb.org/writing/status

catartik โ˜• 1 day ago

girl who made my boba is going to JAILLLL i haven't slept in two days and my heart feels like i could understand tweek tweak visions

catartik ๐ŸŸ 2 days ago

sleeping all the sun out

catartik ๐Ÿพ 3 days ago

discourse obsessed teens online constantly have Novel and interesting ways of implying thoughts alone have moral value and intrusive thoughts make you evil

catartik ๐Ÿ‘ 4 days ago

i had such terrible growing pains as a kid. im remembering how much it hurt and wondering how i lived

catartik ๐ŸŽถ 6 days ago

where's my guy who i can write to in half broken japanese, ๆ„›ใ—ใฆใ‚‹ oh ๆ„›ใ—ใฆใ‚‹ ?

catartik ๐ŸŽฑ 6 days ago

ok so the christmas profile worm is harmless. Sure. but i hate fun and jolly so i made a script to block it. I DONT WANT IT THEREEE

catartik ๐Ÿ“ฐ 7 days ago

BIG HAIRY BEARS IN GIRLS CLOTHING! the messiah comes soon, but i come sooner. i might make a saints page for my fav patrons

catartik ๐Ÿ’ป 9 days ago

my formal apologies go to max riemelt today for the sick and twisted fantasies ive projected onto you while watching free fall

catartik ๐ŸŽจ 16 days ago

clip studio paint or virus life is short

catartik ๐Ÿค’ 18 days ago

literally WHY am i facing lolicon allegations in my strawpage #freemefreeme GET ME OUTTTT

catartik ๐ŸŒฑ 20 days ago

and for my next trick, im going to get out this fucking house!

catartik ๐ŸŽฒ 28 days ago

im pretty much the world #champion at UNO like its actually insane how goated i am at the game

catartik ๐Ÿ’” 35 days ago

my teacher got hit by a fucking car. i should feel bad

catartik ๐ŸŽฒ 43 days ago

but who will take me from this savagery???????

catartik ๐ŸŽถ 44 days ago

he asked me if i "had a gun?" / and i responded, "naturally." JORDAAN MANSON ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON U

catartik ๐ŸŽ 52 days ago

i have never gifted birthday gifts this is the first time i WILL succeed

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