Billy FUCKING Strings

Stained my Courtney Barnett shirt. Only got to wear it a few times! This is why I can't have nice things...

Someone wake me up when the world stops sucking Olivia Rodrigo’s dick.

Science is gay

If you've ever described ADHD as a "superpower," fuck you.

I'm a big old boring fuddy-duddy lame cis straight monogamist L7 square! Nobody loves me.

Everyone's a trans furry. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

You need to be yourself / You can't be no one else

If you like Labubu, we can't be friends.

Handiquacks

KASSO is my new favorite show! Best thing I've seen in a while.

In my horse/unicorn/pegasus girl era

"I Melt with You" is indisputably overplayed, but somehow I never tire of it. It's infectious!

Nearly 20 years later, "I Turn My Camera On" is STILL a bop!

The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episodes are where it's at.

Hot take: The internet should have been 18+ from its inception.

Midnight zoomies

I'm a Jem doll in a Barbie world.

Black hole sun, won't cha come and wash away the raaaaain?

If I seem weird, think about how you seem to me.