Bruhhhh why my barber always canceling on me

I don't speak unless I'm spoken to. I don't smoke unless I'm smoken to.

Not right now Lucida Grande, daddys got a new website font

Not really a man just some kind of butch guy I guess

Swishing my big fluffy $$$$ing tail

Open up, are you ready or noT?!

What a doozy. What was the point of all that stress!

still mad I didn't get Underscores tickets

Damn everyone getting activated today!