showgirl encore is when you realize mom’s not coming back with the milk

never play a GAME called EVERSKIES

chile that was rare

movie name: we're watching porn (2026)

jury duty summons oh that's great

is the grim reaper behind on quota or something why’s everybody dying

fucking pouring one out for dolly parton wtf. rip.

new amanda deleter song is straight gas

sisyphus (me) and the boulder (the messy room i gotta clean)

you’re not prepared for the person i’ll be if they decide to bring hey arnold back

petal release day aka coming of jesus day

petal in three seconds

catty deltarune is kind of like unlobotomized cat valentine

why didn’t Odysseus just take an uber

weather forecast calls for ai piss filter

i knew ariana was gonna be a problem the second i heard honeymoon avenue at 10 years old

my little charley horse

i’m bored let’s cancel squishy dumplings

working on fourth of julie…

if u go and see wicked for good be prepared to bawl your eyes out holy fuck