what the fuck does the plant emoji mean?

who made riddles so hard, anyways? john riddle?

gas station boner pills put out another song! Go listen to it.

life is deep dish bc i ain't upper crust

Terrible Lie(NIN) but instead of trent reznor it's some mafia goon goin "hey boss"

I'm alive, but I suffer,,,

Wealth outweighs character I got a big bank account with $7 and a $3 personality that's a hamilton baybee

don't you love it when you PM someone and they add NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION? bitch ur inbox was open block me if u hate me

Settling in for a long night... cup of tea, Nothing Like The Sun, and a browser open with fimfiction on one side and pokefarm on the other.

i do not have my books... uni doesn't have a library... i've been reading crappy fanfics all week... (oh, and schoolwork as well)

the point of the game isn't to have fun- it's to git gud

i, unfortunately, have come around to reddit over time... there are lots of schizophrenics, women, and schizophrenic women

when i say college is a lot like the mental hospital, i say it with experience and i mean it objectively

ahead of most of my homework. screw y'all losers

>doing multiple choice quiz >unsure on one question >change answer at the last minute >original answer was right welp. time to drink

what the hell is a yum shipper

college is doin things to me. i am saving a paper plate for later

so apparently i get up earlier than most people. which is great, except that nothing is open...

fuck the elevator... real ones take the stairs

pinkerton...