bird

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bird 🫖 611 days ago

free-bleeding

bird 😎 611 days ago

something gr8 abt being COVID safe(r) is no1 can see me snarl @ them under the mask lol

bird 💔 616 days ago

heart hurts emotionally and physically

bird 🔥 618 days ago

i am so fucking sick of getting lost

bird ☀️ 618 days ago

sorry i'm late i had to make these jorts

bird 💤 621 days ago

not surprising, but definitely delightful

bird 🔥 625 days ago

"become a danger to the state or become a lesbian cop"

bird 🔥 625 days ago

I AM MORE THAN MY ADJECTIVES

bird 💡 628 days ago

as fast as possible (afap)

bird 🌈 632 days ago

dyke4dyke AND fag4fag AND t4t

bird 👀 634 days ago

they said "we got seamen on the poop deck" and my roommate said "that's just anal"

bird 💔 636 days ago

i miss my favorite knife :'(

bird 🌱 638 days ago

hi(gh)

bird 💡 640 days ago

i aspire to be kinder but that's not enough i gotta apologize too

bird 🥳 653 days ago

"everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"

bird 🔥 662 days ago

rest in power comrade bushnell

bird 🚄 663 days ago

just found out your wenis isn't actually called that :'(

bird 🤔 663 days ago

how much butter could a nutterbutter nut if a nutterbutter could nut butt

bird 🐱 670 days ago

microdosing at the zoo 🍄

bird 🌱 672 days ago

*slams energy drinks + chain smokes joints* I am so tired,,,,yet I cannot rest,,,,, by What could this be Caused ????