there's 2 hotels inside u: the heartbreak hotel and the smackdown hotel

I WOULD RATHER DIE RIDING SHOTGUN IN SOMEONE ELSES CAR THAN AS THE DRIVER IN MY OWN

both stressed and relieved about the passage of time

"when does stranger danger become peer pressure?"

deleting my controversial takes and leaving only my lukewarm opinions

feeling exceptionally transsexual today (carrying my dick around in my backpack)

I AM THE FAMILY EMERGENCY

a blessed object that looks like a cursed object

i seek immortality in how im remembered when im not around

IF NOT ABLE TO ELIMINATE THE OPTION OF CAPTURE ONE SHOULD AT LEAST MINIMIZE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR IT

gig essentials: mask, joint, inhaler, fentanyl test strips

bisexual as in i like people who ARE my gender and people who are NOT my gender

outside smoking weed and coughing, dude comes up and offers me a lozenge lmao

cried for approx. 24 hrs straight, ama

MY HEART ISNT BROKEN AND IM NOT DEAD

"life be life-ing"

i rly want a neck tat but idk what to get

jealous of my cats bc their only responsibility is to nap in the sun

>=[

made my first blinkie at 27 😤