slenderman voice Tbh I Killed that Guy

ok hello status.cafe user @unicorns i have a message for you: you have a very good point i think installation witches Would be awesome <|:]

YAHOOOOOO I GOT MY PICLOG INVITE :DDDD its been like a month and a half but its worth it 2 me because now i can post horribly crusty jpegs

GOOD MORNING 😛 EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY 👊👊🔥🔥🔥 Rise n grind 🙏

had a ham + cheese + lettuce + tomato sandwich on a bagel for lunch today it was pretty awesome. Hope everybody has an epic lunch today <3

just looked thru all my statuses on here cant believe i only fucked up & repeated a joke Once... power of hitting the juckport (1 trillion$)

antmusic for SEXpeople! sexmusic for ANTpeople!

TIL three new words: fruiterer ("a person who deals in fruit"), fruiteress (its feminine variant) & fruiter ("a ship for carrying fruit") :3

Well, you always were a kidder, Steve!

just remembered some people dont like disco music... Devastating. How can someone have such an incorrect opinion. more for me though :)

showed my sister flanville 2 she wasnt a fan 💔 "haters gonna hate" as the kids say! (Do ppl still say that it feels very 2013 to me

if you like metal gear watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_EeFZUBbog actually even if u dont know shit abt MGS watch this. it rules

can u all go listen to ein bisschen frieden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9S3YMmIFdw bitte und danke. ok gute nacht! ist naptime für mich

gamescom schmamescom. Who cares!! gameclam conference was last month so im set for life #PearlsToThePlayers

just realized some ppl probably dont associate wesker (from resident evil) & sunglasses at night (by corey hart) w each other... Devastating

if ur oomf doesnt have pictures of your legal identification documents & shit whats the point. what are oomfs for! DISCLAIMER: dont do this.

literally cannot believe fnaf is ten years old in a few hours. what the fuck. (skull face voice) such a passage of time...! HOOOOOOOOWWW

FNAF KART RACING GAME whatthe fuck. this is awesome

wrote about cheese.com in the offer text for an ebay auction... my offer sux but at least im letting someone know about cheese of the day!

went on webri.ng and saw one titled reocities. Was incredibly disappointed to learn that its not a neocities group for reo speedwagon fans