forgot about status.cafe for so long i found out im not straight (aroace)

welcome back to another episode of any gaming today we will be playing this game called "die" *collapses*

what i didn't update this for a long time??? oohh nooo.. anyway i became an evil scientist while i was gone

the urge to completely change the style of my website is overwhelming me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i was writing all my haikus with the wrong syllable count ;(

in summer the sun sets at like 10pm, then in winter it sets at like 5:30pm lmao

i liek cheese

ranting so much about AI here lmao

people who lick their finger before flipping a page are gross. do you KNOW what that finger touched? eww..

AI STOLE OUR EM DASHES! IT STOLE OUR SPARKLE! IT STOLE OUR ART! UNPLUG IT, UNINSTALL IT AND DESTROY IT.

AI ruins the environment, has caused numerous deaths, steals from artists but it's acCEsSibLe so it's good/sar

Typing in Arabic is so trash it breaks all the time 💔 (yes i speak Arabic, badly though)

Oh for it to be a cozy autumn Saturday morning, sitting on my bed sipping hot cocoa and listening to the calming rain..

dying 282882276337 times in deltarune 😭

wifi being a pain in the ass

that weird little board game series that i used to make might come back.. 👀 👀

Am i finally feeling the need to study after not needing to due to me being a """"""gifted"""""" kid? Yes.

When the intrusive thoughts sound like something you'd actually do

People are going "ooh gen alphas soo stupid" EDUCATE THEMM??? THEYRE CHILDREN OF COURSE THEYRE STUPID??

Mmmmm... Raw dough