bro sometimes i'm just so entranced by how soft my skin is.... like whoa.... that's me.... whoa........

the only thing i know how to do is work myself up over hypotheticals #cool

said by you, though, george

i think i hauve covid. my head is about blow up ow owww

first time being sick in years... maybe my time has come

mickey 17 was only meant to be pure camp fun and that's okay. it's okay.

god please double my pain and give it to the fujoshis #amen

literally cannot stop gasping like i’ve been shot. y’all, is this an ick

so much to do so much i don't know how to do!!

soooo i might be homeless in 5 months #werk

camel crush in 20° weather yasss

account #registered #yay