it hurts to sit it hurts to lay it hurts to walk it hurts to hold my phone

Unspeakably horrendous work day has turned me into a corpse

of course work chats use the app i got to talk to my family, so they can bother me at all hours since i cant just silence notifs

I love u Sencha green tea 💚

Taylor swift fans are so hyped to pay 1000 dollars to hear grocery store music at concert level volume

i love when baby naruto doesnt know what a train is it's funny every single time

still dont know what the 'i want a church girl who go to church' vine was all about yet i have been referencing it all these years

wait an hr for bus. Finally get on tram instead. Bus i was waiting for passes the tram i am on. Dude. i should just start screaming

waited for an HOUR on the bus 1 stop away from the start of the route and it NEVER showed up. 4 buses passed opposite. Why.

I DIDNT KNOW all of the fun emails are from mail.com like humanoid.net? keromail? ravemail? catlover.com? HOW CAN I POSSIBLY CHOOSE

this is a test post... if i can't see my own status then i've worked it out!!!

trying 2 create a userstyle 4 the status stream that hides content based on username href, in absence of a proper blocking/filter feature

"miku v6 is made with AI" like, as a marketing buzzword? or are they straight up replacing miku's voice actress? what does it mean

yeah i'm ok to talk about this briefly it doesn't bother me anymore :) *five minutes later* augh ough auguough awauououawough AUGH AAORURUGR

me: *picking at face* / 💜: why so skin? the facerrr. / me: what? why so sleem the phaser???

why use AI for kasane teto's voice. she's utauloid. literally 100% fucking free with decades of tutorials to help you. Explode. NOW

look up "andean cock-of-the-rock" right now. Boy why are you so blob

started a basic stretch routine 2 days ago, this morning my shoulder gave a huge pop and visibly sits lower than the other shoulder?! Dafuq

LOGICALLY i understand why cloud storage is different to file hosting. However. i am still really annoyed i cant host w protonmail or gdrive

i dont wanna wait for the official release of Prosecutor's Gambit but even the screencaps are more fun than the fanlation