"is con man really short for condiment man?" Calabasas by Cheekface

i love to read a cookbook from front to back like its a novel

chronic pain got me laid out like a limp noodle call that soggy manicotti

i bet it feels so good to be a tsp of instant espresso dissolving into a mug of hot water...

"smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!" Shreds of Boa by PUSA

things found in my partners pants pockets while doing the laundry; five intact husk cherries and a green onion wrapped around a dollar bill

todays float of the day combo; mint chip ice cream and birch beer soda