scrunchies are the most maligned hair accessory

currently listening: Perdition City by Ulver

small web feels so good its like taking a hit of premium research chems while social media feels drinking a warm stale steel reserve

good morning bowl of cottage cheese with bell peppers and cup of sage tea

esoteric ice cream float combinations

playing disco elysium while listening to chopped and screwed cumbia

i needi broccolini

"is con man really short for condiment man?" Calabasas by Cheekface

i love to read a cookbook from front to back like its a novel

chronic pain got me laid out like a limp noodle call that soggy manicotti

i bet it feels so good to be a tsp of instant espresso dissolving into a mug of hot water...

"smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!" Shreds of Boa by PUSA

things found in my partners pants pockets while doing the laundry; five intact husk cherries and a green onion wrapped around a dollar bill

todays float of the day combo; mint chip ice cream and birch beer soda