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alice 🏂 106 days ago

doubled my quilt in size today, imagine what could happen tomorrow..

alice 🍙 109 days ago

Pizzicato 5 and Deee-Lite on the shuffle bitch !!

alice 🤖 110 days ago

first time i heard ghosts n stuff by deadbmau5 my soul opened up

alice 🤖 121 days ago

dAFunkbACKTotHEPunkcOMEOn

alice 💡 130 days ago

once a flaw, now a feature.

alice 👽 143 days ago

the fediverse seems alright but man did they fuck up with the name. yeah man lemme vent on fbiplanet for a bit. don't worry about it

alice ⛵ 147 days ago

let's listen to qongqothwane & shoddy bandcamp trobairitz & burn all journals. spring is HERE

alice 🛹 156 days ago

ALL THAT SCRATCHING? ITS MAKING ME ITCH!

alice 🐱 157 days ago

when my cd ripper spins it sounds like a small wailing animal

alice 🐶 177 days ago

thinking about xkcd #25 maybe too much, maybe not enough

alice 🍾 179 days ago

my pussy tastes like gutter oil

alice 😭 179 days ago

Ke$ha's Tail Was Chopped Off And Stolen

alice 💻 182 days ago

all discourse seems so dull since i got into reading wiki talk pages

alice 😡 185 days ago

sux that to enjoy some of dolly parton's best i have to stare at porter wagoner's stupid fucking face. pisses me off #nr1porterwagonerhater

alice ❄️ 187 days ago

call up laura ingalls wilder the way this is The Long Winter

alice 📱 189 days ago

no i don't want a phone i want a PDA that runs Palm OS 4.0 and that's it

alice 🎤 193 days ago

new gaga album on the dl (downloading). hope it's good! /update: it's bad

alice 🤒 194 days ago

so funny that the person who got famous off Sailor Socialism has the most retarded nothing thoughts on healthcare

alice ❄️ 201 days ago

minus degrees, open window, listening to hot stuff by donna summer

alice ✏️ 203 days ago

lovers communicating entirely through asemic writing

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