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alice πŸ’Ύ 168 days ago

something very funny about downloading a video in 2k resolution and compressing it to 100 x 60 pixels #luxury

alice 🎱 168 days ago

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY

alice ❀️ 169 days ago

prettiest album cover of all time may be who's zoomin' who by aretha franklin

alice πŸ€– 172 days ago

if i was a dj my slogan would be THE INSTRUMENTAL IS FUNDAMENTAL and if i was a rich girl i'd have all the money in the world

alice πŸ’» 173 days ago

my job at the lesbian commune is registry editor, im horribly underqualified but having sooo much fun!

alice 🎢 175 days ago

i keep unintentionally finding bangers sampling evil by earth wind and fire

alice 🎷 179 days ago

selftaught keyslammer, classically trained poster

alice ❀️ 183 days ago

portable application girls and trojan girls are holding hands online, log on and check it out...

alice 🍏 186 days ago

Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) is more than just a disease- it’s the nightmare at the heart of the American Dream

alice ✏️ 190 days ago

let's hold our pdf highlighters to the sky

alice ✈️ 191 days ago

brain connected to the internet connected to the google connected to the government connected to my pussy connected to a synthesizer

alice 😭 194 days ago

texturecan save me

alice πŸ”₯ 196 days ago

WAKE UP ACUP GET YOUR TITS OUT GET MY MAKEUP FACEFUCK GET YOUR BAKE UP!!!!!!!

alice πŸ€’ 197 days ago

harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Unidentified_Puking_Pastilles_Victim

alice πŸ’» 201 days ago

why is photoshops export shortcut so long. eff off adobe

alice πŸš„ 202 days ago

putting on my shirt listening to riot gear by regina spektor. maybe it's all so simple in the end

alice πŸ“° 205 days ago

once again weeping over the yes virginia editorial

alice 🐢 210 days ago

there are some fundamental ironies that only advice animals can convey

alice 😑 213 days ago

i love universal standards i hate the death of language ugh!

alice πŸ“– 220 days ago

Lard is a semi-solid white fat product obtained by rendering the fatty tissue of a pig.

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