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alice 🛹 142 days ago

ALL THAT SCRATCHING? ITS MAKING ME ITCH!

alice 🐱 143 days ago

when my cd ripper spins it sounds like a small wailing animal

alice 🐶 163 days ago

thinking about xkcd #25 maybe too much, maybe not enough

alice 🍾 165 days ago

my pussy tastes like gutter oil

alice 😭 166 days ago

Ke$ha's Tail Was Chopped Off And Stolen

alice 💻 169 days ago

all discourse seems so dull since i got into reading wiki talk pages

alice 😡 171 days ago

sux that to enjoy some of dolly parton's best i have to stare at porter wagoner's stupid fucking face. pisses me off #nr1porterwagonerhater

alice ❄️ 174 days ago

call up laura ingalls wilder the way this is The Long Winter

alice 📱 175 days ago

no i don't want a phone i want a PDA that runs Palm OS 4.0 and that's it

alice 🎤 180 days ago

new gaga album on the dl (downloading). hope it's good! /update: it's bad

alice 🤒 181 days ago

so funny that the person who got famous off Sailor Socialism has the most retarded nothing thoughts on healthcare

alice ❄️ 188 days ago

minus degrees, open window, listening to hot stuff by donna summer

alice ✏️ 189 days ago

lovers communicating entirely through asemic writing

alice 🍏 191 days ago

unfinished music 2 life with the lions maybe one of my favorite yoko ono albums, one of my favorite album covers, loveloveloveeee

alice 📺 194 days ago

think caleb hearon should be maimed for his evil vibes but alas what would i do without his podcast episodes with chris fleming

alice ⛵ 196 days ago

Concrete is the most widely used material in existence and is behind only water as the planet's most-consumed resource.

alice 🥃 196 days ago

kinning grout and fat necrosis and jim lahey

alice 🎤 200 days ago

BIG-BEATS-ARE-THE-BEST-GET-HIGH-ALL-THE-TIME

alice 🎶 202 days ago

we_need_jungle_im_afraid.mp3

alice 💤 203 days ago

Soothing Bill Clinton inauguration speeches to fall asleep to

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