I’m sorry, since when are Czech and Thai considered “rare and distinguished languages”? All right Cornell…

IN THE END, I had another zombie dream. But this one was nice. I got to hang out at the mall with some elegant older ladies. Best nails!

Reading up on demographic research. Hoooo boy.

Values an’ allegiances an’ where I want to raise my family are all swirling in my mind. Looking seriously into triple citizenship…

Bars are awesome. My local co-op brewery an’ bar is hosting an “Ales & ASL” class to teach American Sign Language—with beer!

Why the fuck is Facebook advertising events to me in Chicago lmao. I’m not going to Chicago tonight. No.

I’m glad that my fiancée is moving out of Australia. I don’t have any faith in that country’s youth (or their parents).

My sweet pepper omelette is great, but I’m really missing mushrooms and Swiss cheese… That’s my favourite breakfast omelette, been a while.

Sakeru Gummy don’t look anything like they do in the commercials.

Growing out my winter beard feels so good. Pretty sure I’m gonna be the first guy in my entire extended family to have a beard.

My neighbourhood has some really cool Christmas lights. Man. Also voted and group-hugged my friends at the voting station!

Safety Walk went well. No lights in disrepair, a couple of businesses had icy paths (will inform them soon). No accessibility issues.

I know the neighbourhood potluck is in a few weeks, but I’m still thinking about what I’m gonna bring an’ how I’m gonna bring it.

MY GIRL TOLD ME I CHIRP AND MEOW like A CAT IN MY SLEEP… dying.

I prefer simple, buttery crackers like Skyflakes to enjoy melted Fontina Val d’Aosta and wild cherry jam on. And none are in stock. Sigh...

18:35 cocktail hour was a success. Well, actually, it’s more like alcohol hour, but DAMN did that Russian vermouth hit the spot.

It’s gotten misty, again… But the crystalline sunlight, earlier, reflected off glazed buildings onto the Skyway carpets was beautiful.

It’s winter so I might as well start growing out my beard… I’m so used to my goatee. But that guy on the bus looked SO GOOD with his.

OK, The Atlantic. You’ve got me. I’ll subscribe to the magazine. (Kudos to Derek Thompson for convincing me)

Charles Schwab just sent me an email saying “Please stay safe. We're here to help.” That actually me feel better. Sigh...