Tomorrow I’ll start bringing gym shorts to work so I can practice my kicks on my breaks.

Remembering the guy who came into our hospital with leg burns claiming a motorcycle welding accident, clearly a meth lab explosion. Smh.

Today is a new day. It’s nice to pick up vintage watches for cheap on eBay. Scored a Hamilton Ventura for a great price! 👏

GOTTA GET MY SHIT SQUARED AWAY if I’m gonna move out of the country… I’m gonna miss the river, lakes, and neighbours, but. We should go.

It’s good to play The Sims 1 again. No I’m not playing EA’s 2025 re-release. That hilariously added NEW GRAPHICS BUGS not in the original!

Wells Fargo just doubled my credit card limit. I’m not gonna be irresponsible or anything, I’m just like… Don’t they usually send a notice?

I love HR. The monthly snack run (my pick: sour cream & onion Pringles) was SORELY needed today.

I used to hate fully glazed buildings, but Minnesota has made me think otherwise. The city is made of mirrors. Beautiful at this latitude…

The weather’s good today! Might hit the jacuzzi after work, itchin’ to chat up the neighbours.

“We are acquainted with a mere PELLICLE of the globe on which we live. Most have not delved 6 feet beneath the surface, nor leapt as high…”

Wasted MONEY, HEALTH, and TIME being a dumb student. I regret not enlisting in the military when I could have. Still! I’m doing OK.

MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT: Woke from an awesome dream about getting a HUGE haul at a used book store. Wonder if those books exist…!

Drunk cardio. Insaniquarium. I feel like a BEAST.

I finished reading Marie Le Conte’s『Escape: How a generation shaped, destroyed and survived the internet』. A worthwhile read. If miserable.

I’ve just been slowly weaning myself off the Internet, it’s been liberating. Feels like I can breathe an’ enjoy my own presence again.

Dreamt I was a hot knight on a jet ski forced to play a bad board game. But the waterpark was lit.🔥 Oh, and in the Japanese countryside?🗻

I almost wish I didn’t know all that shit about the criminality of my population. I’m better informed and I have a lot of thinking to do.

Text on historical Southeast Asian cannibalism went down from $120 to $39. My supervisor also wants me to research Vietnamese cannibalism—

To my Supervisor: “You’re never going to let me live down child Fight Club, are you?”

Just reading about how paeds is fucked. Kids are presenting with SO many more complex problems now they need a whole multidisciplinary team.