The more I study Child Development the more I’m convinced that squirrels make better parents than many modern humans. Just. Don’t have kids.

Me an’ my gigabytes of music recordings, and people in 1902 just _happy_ to have had ONE song on music box. I’m really spoiled…

Block Party is the best game mode at TopGolf. The entire law firm was sorely disappointed by the Sonic the Hedgehog mode lmao

Half day, mini-games, mac an' cheese an’ other bar food, annnnnnnnd al-cohooool! Also ARCADE GAMES WOO HOLIDAY WORK PARTY

Bro I love living in an apartment building that serves free breakfast treats at times. Fuck yeah doughnuts and blueberry juice

The law firm’s holiday party is today. I’m lookin’ forward to a half day, cocktails, and mac ’n’ cheese bites WOOO

I guess, I just have a lot of thoughts to share. I don’t know. At least, I don’t feel pent-up anymore, since joining the forum. …I feel OK.

My apartment kept surprisingly warm despite all the snow today. I guess most of the heat loss comes from the winds—not windy today.

I still have the entire law firm refer to me by my DJ name even though they helped me with my legal name change—

Next week we have two days off for the holidays! But then we gotta hustle to catch up on all the stuff that’s racked up over those days, ha!

What’s on the to-do list today? Bring a certified copy of the court order, clean the apartment, FINALLY find a tailor to mend my dungarees…

Living alone is tough. I really gotta do everything, and when the kitchen’s a mess I just have to save it for the next day (or whenever).

Next year this week and all years after that I won’t miss the petting live reindeers at the office building again. I REFUSE TO GET SICK!

Australia is hiring butchers from Minnesota to train their own populace in the fine art of meat prep. Funny how that could’ve been me!

My supervisor says that she doesn’t think of souls as having colours like Skittles, but if they do have colours, mine is probably orange.

I MISSED THE LIVE REINDEER PETTING OUTSIDE MY WORKPLACE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I WAS OUT SICK DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIT RAAAAARRRRRRRGH

I’ll go back to making my professional website when I start feeling professional again. The urge to make maximalist designs must be heeded.

Drank half a gallon of milk and still feel like shit. It’s almost 2 AM. I SERIOUSLY don’t want to have to call out from work tomorrow too…

I feel like that green glazed broken pot in my bathroom. Beautiful an’ sturdy, but still needs to be glued back together. All here, though—

Uhhhhhhh can I just make my Status Cafe my main blog? Got way too invested in CSS and now I wanna long-form blog. Rofl. I’ll just cop it—