7pm and i'm already dozing. wait dozing is such a fun word.. yall i'm dozing 😴

me saying "i read somewhere that.." knowing damn well my lying ass watched it on some youtube video

as long as i have a bed and an internet connection im okay

i feel font conflicted

every time my laptop fans start i feel a deep sense of dread

i oftentimes feel like an entirely different person

it's torrential rain and the suns out bro why is the weather bipolar

i’m standing in line and my crotch is so itchy wtf do i do i can’t itch it in public

just realised i am not the right person to be giving advice because i like to do things the most unoptimal and tedious way

my autism levels just spiked

in the shower club, straight up scrubbing it

as much as i hate them, those ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟʏ 𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝓉𝓈 are pretty fun

i felt like saying something so sickeningly poetic but then i realised i'm a dumbass whos biggest issue rn is an easy af media course

making my site is fun, but it would be so much more fun in summer

everyone needs an ugly man by your side like an accessory (but said wayy better than @layeredcake )

and for your information i like my drinks 500ML OR HIGHER

68 year old woman from the uk. 101 kids. some may call them dalmatians, i call them my filthy little coal slaves. 💗

you unlock life's easy mode when you stop caring about what other people think

staring at u CREDIT TOASTY.PLACE with gender in my mouth CREDIT TOASTY.PLACE & my fur puffed up

staring at u with gender in my mouth and my fur puffed up