and for your information i like my drinks 500ML OR HIGHER

68 year old woman from the uk. 101 kids. some may call them dalmatians, i call them my filthy little coal slaves. 💗

you unlock life's easy mode when you stop caring about what other people think

staring at u CREDIT TOASTY.PLACE with gender in my mouth CREDIT TOASTY.PLACE & my fur puffed up

staring at u with gender in my mouth and my fur puffed up

a man grabbed me today i love being a woman 😍

"twink" ah yes, the type of man i hate

i'm fine with waiting an hour but 60 minutes is taking the piss

i've never heard a baby say goo goo ga ga

the day my piclog account gets activated is the day where idk i will just be very happy

hate as a defense mechanism because they're too afraid to love

how tf are u unc and on tiktok.. where tf is ur neocities?? or smth??

you’ll have to pry text glitter out of my cold dying hands . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

oh my god just go to sleep already

me when i remember i exist

realising i can just. give up! 😃 how did i not notice this sooner

get me out of college and get me a job i'll mop those floors idgaf

I HATE GROUP WORK I DONT WANT TO WORK WITH THESE CHUDSSS

<sleep>yay!!</sleep> <wake>AAUUUGGHH</wake> rinse and repeat

didn't realise how bad my needle phobia is until i have to get my bloods done in like 3 weeks