with the neocities external iframe nuke, nekoweb is becoming increasingly more tempting
advelos
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- https://advelos.nekoweb.org
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- About
- i invented status.cafe when i was a baby
Statuses
my friends are peak
okay but what if the missing assignments was… was freddy fazbear… and u.. hor hor hor hor
oh that’s…. the bus i need to get…. leaving the station
i need to stop saying "i'm gonna kill myself" after every minor inconvenience
using safari feels like going back to a toxic ex
the one day i’m motivated to go to college THE BUS IS CANCELLED
i’m going to drink the radiator water
death to college work who’s with me
AUUUUUUUUGUUHHH MY FEET BBWAAAAUUUHGHHHH!!1!!1!!!!!!!
I NEED TO GO BACK TO BED IM SO SERIOUS
MY BALLS ITCH
“they’re so immature!” i say as i walk into my room full of plushies and figures
its time for my biannual transgender music creation process
i should turn to a life of crime
if they're developing a cure for autism i should probably be first in line
"wow a nendoroid pre-order!! when does it ship?" july 2026. JULY. 2026.
all i do is rot
give up on my dream job or move to america i definitely dont pick the latter!!!!
IM SUCH AN AROACE AUTISTIC STEREOTYPE.