i’m too comfortable telling strangers on the internet everything

i'm gonna tell my status cafe about you.

sanrio needs to stop fuelling my gambling addiction

post nut clarity is so wild i just remembered the family of 4 i murdered in 98 😭😭

i may be a trashy little bitch but i’ll still stick my pinky out when i drink tea

christmas soon???? more like christmas soon am i right lads or am i right lads

why am i doing this when i could be playing roblox

i haven't checked my messages in like 67 years sorry to whoever's sent anything to me i'll respond later

i think about the sucky tan ducky do girl every day

i'm a file garden glazer SORRY EVERYONE.

perfectionism will kill you so play dead and have fun

i feel like such an intellectual with my glasses on

status cafe css done!!! also switched to nekoweb today hi pls dont jump me

IM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE OOMF NEXT WEEK

with the neocities external iframe nuke, nekoweb is becoming increasingly more tempting

my friends are peak

okay but what if the missing assignments was… was freddy fazbear… and u.. hor hor hor hor

oh that’s…. the bus i need to get…. leaving the station

i need to stop saying "i'm gonna kill myself" after every minor inconvenience

using safari feels like going back to a toxic ex