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i invented status.cafe when i was a baby

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advelos 🎲 206 days ago

sanrio needs to stop fuelling my gambling addiction

advelos 😭 207 days ago

post nut clarity is so wild i just remembered the family of 4 i murdered in 98 😭😭

advelos ☕️ 208 days ago

i may be a trashy little bitch but i’ll still stick my pinky out when i drink tea

advelos ❄️ 209 days ago

christmas soon???? more like christmas soon am i right lads or am i right lads

advelos 😭 209 days ago

why am i doing this when i could be playing roblox

advelos 📰 209 days ago

i haven't checked my messages in like 67 years sorry to whoever's sent anything to me i'll respond later

advelos 🤔 209 days ago

i think about the sucky tan ducky do girl every day

advelos 🌱 209 days ago

i'm a file garden glazer SORRY EVERYONE.

advelos 🥳 209 days ago

perfectionism will kill you so play dead and have fun

advelos 🧐 210 days ago

i feel like such an intellectual with my glasses on

advelos ❤️ 210 days ago

status cafe css done!!! also switched to nekoweb today hi pls dont jump me

advelos ❤️ 210 days ago

IM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE OOMF NEXT WEEK

advelos 💔 211 days ago

with the neocities external iframe nuke, nekoweb is becoming increasingly more tempting

advelos 🥹 211 days ago

my friends are peak

advelos 🙂 211 days ago

okay but what if the missing assignments was… was freddy fazbear… and u.. hor hor hor hor

advelos 🙃 211 days ago

oh that’s…. the bus i need to get…. leaving the station

advelos 💔 212 days ago

i need to stop saying "i'm gonna kill myself" after every minor inconvenience

advelos 💻 213 days ago

using safari feels like going back to a toxic ex

advelos 😭 213 days ago

the one day i’m motivated to go to college THE BUS IS CANCELLED

advelos 🫖 213 days ago

i’m going to drink the radiator water

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