perfectionism will kill you so play dead and have fun

i feel like such an intellectual with my glasses on

status cafe css done!!! also switched to nekoweb today hi pls dont jump me

IM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE OOMF NEXT WEEK

with the neocities external iframe nuke, nekoweb is becoming increasingly more tempting

my friends are peak

okay but what if the missing assignments was… was freddy fazbear… and u.. hor hor hor hor

oh that’s…. the bus i need to get…. leaving the station

i need to stop saying "i'm gonna kill myself" after every minor inconvenience

using safari feels like going back to a toxic ex

the one day i’m motivated to go to college THE BUS IS CANCELLED

i’m going to drink the radiator water

death to college work who’s with me

AUUUUUUUUGUUHHH MY FEET BBWAAAAUUUHGHHHH!!1!!1!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO BACK TO BED IM SO SERIOUS

MY BALLS ITCH

“they’re so immature!” i say as i walk into my room full of plushies and figures

its time for my biannual transgender music creation process

i should turn to a life of crime

if they're developing a cure for autism i should probably be first in line